01 January 2010

Happy New Year!

This week I've been looking through the catalogue at my library for the kind of videos that teach women how to move like a stripper: lap dancing, floor work, and--good grief--twirling around a pole. Nothing at the library. I spoke to the librarian who orders the videos, and at first she laughed. I'm pretty sure she thought I was kidding with her. She claims she might get some.

I'm not an exhibitionist, but I can totally see myself doing the dances and really getting into it. But only if I were alone in the house. The fantasy does not include an audience, not even my husband who's crazy about me and thinks I'm sexy. I'm afraid I'd feel foolish. But I'll bet he would appreciate having a private lap dancer who also does laundry and cooks a great dinner for him.

It is giving me some ideas for a new story. So now I'm going to have to do the research.

Now where is a good place to install that pole?

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